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My Shadow has Four Legs and Bad Breath T-Shirt
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My Shadow has Four Legs and Bad Breath T-Shirt

Color: Sand
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Regular price  $36.99 Sale price  $29.59
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Description
🐾 The Shirt That Survives Them

Made from 100% ring-spun cotton because your dog doesn't take it easy on you, and your shirt shouldn't either. Soft enough to wear all day, durable enough to survive whatever your doodle decides is a good idea — and pre-shrunk, so the size you order is the size you keep.

At 4.5 oz it's light enough to forget you're wearing it, which is useful when you're busy pretending you planned to get this muddy. Relaxed unisex fit that works on most bodies without requiring a size chart and a prayer.

Double-needle stitched at every stress point. Seamless collar that stays flat. Tear-away label because life is hard enough.

Made, printed, and shipped in the USA — by people who have also definitely lost a shoe to a dog.

Wash Instructions

How to Not Ruin It:

  • Cold water. Always.
  • Turn it inside out — protect the graphic, it's the whole point.
  • Gentle detergent. This isn't the time to improvise.
  • First wash may bleed a little. Keep it away from anything white.
  • Tumble dry low or hang dry.

A Few More Things:

  • No bleach. No harsh detergents. No excuses.
  • Skip the fabric softener — it messes with the texture.
  • If you iron it, turn it inside out first. Or just don't iron it. That works too.
Shipping & Returns

Shipping

Free shipping on orders over $75.

Orders go out within 7 days. After that, USPS has it — expect delivery in 2-6 days. You can track it or you can just wait and be pleasantly surprised. We've seen both work out fine.

We don't have control over USPS but we are happy to intervene if their tracking goes sideways.

Returns

If it arrives damaged, defective, or wrong — we'll make it right. No lengthy process, no fighting a bot.

We are not a faceless corporation, we are a small family owned company who love dogs and take quality seriously. If something's off, just tell us. We'll handle it like adults — which is more than we can say for our dogs. 🤣

Policy subject to change. Always reasonable.

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Soft enough for all-day wear. Durable enough for whatever your dog drags you into. Made for people who take their pets seriously — even when their pets don't return the favor.

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FAQ's

Where are you located?

We are a US-based company. We print our t-shirts right here in the USA, like all US companies should. We have printers in both Florida and Texas.

For our international customers, we have partnered with printers around the globe to ensure your order reaches you as quickly as possible.

Do you ship internationally?

Absolutely! We ship worldwide so you can enjoy our products no matter where you are. Shipping rates vary by location, so be sure to check our shipping policy for details specific to your area.

Will I get a tracking number for my order?

Yes! Once your order ships, you'll receive a tracking email with a special number so you can follow your package's journey—right to your doorstep.

What materials are your products made of?

We use high-quality, comfy materials for all our tees—soft enough for cuddles, durable enough for playtime, and gentle on the skin. Exact materials may vary depending on the item, but you’ll find the details on each product page.